GAME INSTRUCTIONS
In Midlife Crisis, you're going through a bit of a midlife crisis. The years are slipping away, and you feel that you're an old man. Your children are grown up, and they've moved out of the house. Your wife suggests that you allow some college students to rent rooms in your home. It sounds like a good idea, and you can't help but notice that the girls are super hot. Being around college students makes you feel young again, and now you want to show some of your wild oats before they turn into shredded wheat.