GAME INSTRUCTIONS
It seems like it took forever, but the day finally came that the protagonist graduated from high school. Now he's going to step into adulthood and the real world and go to college. The problem is, he's got to move in with his fat ugly bully cousin, who used to torment him as a child. He hasn't seen his cousin in many years, but that's not going to stop him from enjoying this new enticing world filled with freedom and the kind of debauchery that only a college student can endure.